So someone looked your way, now how do you know when to approach, how to start a conversation, et cetera – or, for that matter, if you should approach at all? And if you liked someone, but want to be approached, instead of doing the approaching yourself, what signals should you be sending?Having been both an approachee (the one who waits, the big pa-girl) and an approacher (the risk-taker, the daredevil), here are some of the finer points I have noticed – thereby sorted as semi-rules to follow when you have decided what you want to be.
APPROACHEE
Rule 1: Smile. Just because someone looked your way doesn’t necessarily mean you are liked by that person (maybe you still have pesto stuck between your teeth). To test the water, so to speak, smile. If you get a smile back, that still wouldn’t mean he likes you. So smile more – and wider this time. If his smile widens, too, then there may just be something there.
Rule 2: Don’t stare. Only ugly people stare. That’s not a joke, but a statement of a fact. Beautiful people (why they’re the “approachees”) give furtive glances, no more. It teases the approacher, and, at the same time, provides the approachee with ample time to look if the tentative smiles are returned, so the next steps can be taken.
Rule 3: Wink. Another way to test the water, albeit more blatant. This is somewhat optional, however, since not that many can wink sexily.
Rule 4: Nod gently. If somewhat sure the target is returning the flirting, nod gently – this should encourage them to approach you.
Rule 5: Shake head while smiling. Sometimes the target thinks highly of himself because he was being flirted with, in the first place, so he immediately pretends to be disinterested (it thus becomes a battle of wills on who will stay as the approachee). When this happens, make sure to catch his attention again, and then smile at him (as naughtily as possible) while slightly shaking the head. Then give a somewhat longer-lasting look (still not a stare!).
Rule 6: Feign disinterest. Talk to your friends while occasionally looking his way. When you catch him looking back, forget the nice smile this time – give a flat smile, instead, coupled with a slight nod, before looking away to continue conversing with your friends. This is to tell him you have other people in your circle (he isn’t the only one in the party).
Rule 7: Accept the truth. After Rule 6, try Rule 1 (only Rule 1) again. If he still doesn’t take any steps, then he may not really interested in you in the first place – or is still feeling too beautiful for you, so is expecting for you to make the initial moves. If you don’t think he is worth it, move on.
APPROACHER
Rule 1: Smile. While looking around, smile – or at least look interested and interesting to what is happening around you. This way, you check what’s in the market, while, I bet, getting checked, too.
Rule 2: Wait for a reaction. In the interest of self-preservation, approach only those who may return whatever it is you are giving out (unless you are used to getting dumped), so wait for some signs, e.g. smiles, nods of acknowledgment, et cetera.
Rule 3: Always approach with caution. Even when you think you got the right signals, the approachee may just be playing with you, so approach with care (e.g. pretend to be just buying a drink at the bar, so you are just passing his way; or pretend to bump against him while dancing), and wait for even more signals (e.g. more glances, wider smiles, greetings, et cetera).
Rule 4: Have self-respect. If, at any point while talking to the other guy, you sense you are not really liked, the truth is you are not really liked. So just come up with some lame excuse (e.g. say “My fuck buddy’s just arrived” while nodding towards a drop dead gorgeous guy you will never, ever even be able to touch) and leave with whatever shred of dignity you can still hold on to.
Rule 5: Learn the art of dumping. Just because you are the one who approaches doesn’t mean you always have to be the one to be rejected. If, for any reason, you don’t find the target that nice up close, dump him – there are more to approach.
Come to think of it, why not just approach (for both approachees and approachers)? After all, paraphrasing a famous quote (of someone un-famous), “It’s better to have approached and have been dumped, than never to have approached at all.” Besides, not every one of us can be the approachee!
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
1. I love taking pictures of other people and non-living things including the things that stay alive and hard when I touched them but do not enjoy being photographed because I always tend to make weird poses and faces not that I am not so weird but I just to pose a lot and make faces.
2. While I don't mind spending for fashion especially shoes (29 shoes and counting), I rarely spend on gadgets and wait for somebody's hand-me-downs.
3. I'm into social networking sites. I'm on Facebook, Friendster or any of that but I tend to forget their password after a short while.
4. I have a backlog of books (15 books including the latest books about Philippine birds (not the bird that grows and get big), magazines (Menshealth and other men's magazine, yes I like reading men's magazine) and DVDs so I stop myself from buying them. I borrow them.
5. I dont watched movies alone, its scary. But I don't mind entering a restaurant and eating alone.
6. I never learned how to swim.
7. I have been to the beach once in my childhood. Never in my pre-teen. And twice in my 20's. Hey Im still young. I have never been to Boracay and have no plans.
8. I was lifestyle editor of my highschool paper but I still dread deadlines. I have been writing for the paper since 1991
9. I am fascinated with people who love veggies.
10. I sleep too much and envy people who are morning persons. I'm a night owl.
11. I rarely watch TV. I prefer watching iTunes on my time.
12. I feel bad for "kuripot" people. I'm gastador.
13. The goal is to go to Japan once a year and be a Japayuki. Or to Brunei to be a Brunayuki. Or Peru to Peruruki.
14. I dread weddings and formal events. I prefer to stay home than go out.
15. I love being a cutie.
16. I average 3 followers on this blog and that include me.
17. I get obsessed with a certain kind of food and eat it until I'm sick of it. Then I move on.
18. I have not had a sip of Coke this year, but I'm dying to.
19. I cannot bike or drive a vehicle. I tried when I was younger but I stopped when I ran the car into our gate.
20. I am extremely high maintenance and have a morbid fear of ugly bathrooms.
21. I have been on a party where the highlights were the girls. Its so eeewwww
22. I have been drunk because it was a party and my stupid ex broke up with me over a .....(secret) but I dont drink alcohol anymore. I seldom drink coffee. I only drink tea if I'm really sick of being fat.
23. I dread flying, that's why I only travel around Asia in car.
24. I'm "kinakati" to change my bag every two or three days.
25. I am not "kaladkarin". I feel strangely antisocial and don't go to events if I have no business there.
But that's just me. And you?
2. While I don't mind spending for fashion especially shoes (29 shoes and counting), I rarely spend on gadgets and wait for somebody's hand-me-downs.
3. I'm into social networking sites. I'm on Facebook, Friendster or any of that but I tend to forget their password after a short while.
4. I have a backlog of books (15 books including the latest books about Philippine birds (not the bird that grows and get big), magazines (Menshealth and other men's magazine, yes I like reading men's magazine) and DVDs so I stop myself from buying them. I borrow them.
5. I dont watched movies alone, its scary. But I don't mind entering a restaurant and eating alone.
6. I never learned how to swim.
7. I have been to the beach once in my childhood. Never in my pre-teen. And twice in my 20's. Hey Im still young. I have never been to Boracay and have no plans.
8. I was lifestyle editor of my highschool paper but I still dread deadlines. I have been writing for the paper since 1991
9. I am fascinated with people who love veggies.
10. I sleep too much and envy people who are morning persons. I'm a night owl.
11. I rarely watch TV. I prefer watching iTunes on my time.
12. I feel bad for "kuripot" people. I'm gastador.
13. The goal is to go to Japan once a year and be a Japayuki. Or to Brunei to be a Brunayuki. Or Peru to Peruruki.
14. I dread weddings and formal events. I prefer to stay home than go out.
15. I love being a cutie.
16. I average 3 followers on this blog and that include me.
17. I get obsessed with a certain kind of food and eat it until I'm sick of it. Then I move on.
18. I have not had a sip of Coke this year, but I'm dying to.
19. I cannot bike or drive a vehicle. I tried when I was younger but I stopped when I ran the car into our gate.
20. I am extremely high maintenance and have a morbid fear of ugly bathrooms.
21. I have been on a party where the highlights were the girls. Its so eeewwww
22. I have been drunk because it was a party and my stupid ex broke up with me over a .....(secret) but I dont drink alcohol anymore. I seldom drink coffee. I only drink tea if I'm really sick of being fat.
23. I dread flying, that's why I only travel around Asia in car.
24. I'm "kinakati" to change my bag every two or three days.
25. I am not "kaladkarin". I feel strangely antisocial and don't go to events if I have no business there.
But that's just me. And you?
Friday, January 23, 2009
Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at the company , conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the employees knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you:
The Ten Conyomandments.
1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex."Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex."I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO" pang-uri!
ex."It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex."Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex."My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex."I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex."Like, it's so init naman!""Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex."Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex."Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!""Kaka?""Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex."I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"
The Ten Conyomandments.
1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex."Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex."I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO" pang-uri!
ex."It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex."Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex."My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex."I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex."Like, it's so init naman!""Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex."Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex."Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!""Kaka?""Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex."I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
My Safety Plan for 2009
DO you know that any changes in your eating habits will affect your metabolic rate?
Gaining weight is deceptively easy, especially if you’re not alert. What to do?
1. When brushing teeth, scrape the surface of your tongue. Health experts believe this is the best way to reduce the amount of germs/bacteria and infections entering your body.
2. Balance the pH in your system. Drink something alkaline like a cup of warm water with a slice of lemon or 1 tsp apple cider vinegar or a glass of alkaline water.
3. For the next seven days, take a pinch of rock salt with a glass of water. Place it on top of your tongue, then drink up. Salt will help you keep hydrated. Take 10-12 glasses daily.
4. Be kind to your liver. Abstain from fatty foods and alcohol for one week.
Eat a handful of black grapes; it’s considered liver food.
Eat a fresh clove of garlic (mixed with food and not alone). Or take a capsule of garlic oil after meal.
Drink a glass of pure, fresh carrot and beat root juice.
Take 2 capsules of dandelion or fennel tea.
5. Aside from liver, the other major detox organ is the kidneys.
Go easy on commercially prepared beverages unless they are low in sugar and preservative free.
Drink coconut water up to two glasses a day.
Take a warm cup of water mixed with fresh, wild honey (from bees) or coconut honey (from coco flower nectar).
Drink a glass of cranberry juice.
Eat two slices of fresh melon in the morning. Note: Best to eat it alone and not to eat any other food 30 minutes before and after you consume it as it may cause indigestion.
6. Seaweed or kelp can help regulate your metabolism. You may want to add a generous serving of dried seaweed to your salad.
7. Manage your meal schedule. Eating on time will also manage your weight loss. Have breakfast early, not later than 9 a.m. Lunch should be finished by 2 p.m. Dinner ideally must be before 7 p.m. This schedule allows your body enough time to process food before the next meal.
Note: In a healthy body, the cycle of eating and defecating should be less than 24 hours. If it takes you 48 hours to move your bowels, you need to take your detoxification program more seriously.
8. Sweating helps especially if it’s through exercise. You may consider a dry or wet sauna twice a week.
9. Rest from cow’s milk this week. Goat or sheep’s milk is easier to digest. A new brand in the market is goat milk by Milk Star from Laguna. Or, go completely non-dairy with skimmed coconut milk freshly made by Cocohouse (tel. 4893166).
10. Stay away from acidic foods so as not to harm the liver, like spinach, oranges, tomatoes.
Avoid mushrooms because of too much fungus and peanuts/avocados due to their high-fat content. Bread contains gluten in wheat flour, so forego this temporarily. Lemons and grapefruits are good detox food because they are alkaline-producing foods once they enter the body.
Soothing foot soak
Mix in a pan of warm water, 2 tbsp baking soda, 1 tbsp Epsom salt, 2 drops peppermint essential oil. Keep feet soaked for 7 minutes.
Alkaline thoughts
It’s not only your liver and kidneys that need to be given a rest from acidic substances but also your mind and heart. A negative thought is sour no matter how you look at it. And every time we entertain it, its pressure in our psyche will wreak havoc on the immune system.
Drive away the unpleasant and bitter memories and replace them with loving thoughts.
Affirm: “If I think happy, I attract happy.”
Gaining weight is deceptively easy, especially if you’re not alert. What to do?
1. When brushing teeth, scrape the surface of your tongue. Health experts believe this is the best way to reduce the amount of germs/bacteria and infections entering your body.
2. Balance the pH in your system. Drink something alkaline like a cup of warm water with a slice of lemon or 1 tsp apple cider vinegar or a glass of alkaline water.
3. For the next seven days, take a pinch of rock salt with a glass of water. Place it on top of your tongue, then drink up. Salt will help you keep hydrated. Take 10-12 glasses daily.
4. Be kind to your liver. Abstain from fatty foods and alcohol for one week.
Eat a handful of black grapes; it’s considered liver food.
Eat a fresh clove of garlic (mixed with food and not alone). Or take a capsule of garlic oil after meal.
Drink a glass of pure, fresh carrot and beat root juice.
Take 2 capsules of dandelion or fennel tea.
5. Aside from liver, the other major detox organ is the kidneys.
Go easy on commercially prepared beverages unless they are low in sugar and preservative free.
Drink coconut water up to two glasses a day.
Take a warm cup of water mixed with fresh, wild honey (from bees) or coconut honey (from coco flower nectar).
Drink a glass of cranberry juice.
Eat two slices of fresh melon in the morning. Note: Best to eat it alone and not to eat any other food 30 minutes before and after you consume it as it may cause indigestion.
6. Seaweed or kelp can help regulate your metabolism. You may want to add a generous serving of dried seaweed to your salad.
7. Manage your meal schedule. Eating on time will also manage your weight loss. Have breakfast early, not later than 9 a.m. Lunch should be finished by 2 p.m. Dinner ideally must be before 7 p.m. This schedule allows your body enough time to process food before the next meal.
Note: In a healthy body, the cycle of eating and defecating should be less than 24 hours. If it takes you 48 hours to move your bowels, you need to take your detoxification program more seriously.
8. Sweating helps especially if it’s through exercise. You may consider a dry or wet sauna twice a week.
9. Rest from cow’s milk this week. Goat or sheep’s milk is easier to digest. A new brand in the market is goat milk by Milk Star from Laguna. Or, go completely non-dairy with skimmed coconut milk freshly made by Cocohouse (tel. 4893166).
10. Stay away from acidic foods so as not to harm the liver, like spinach, oranges, tomatoes.
Avoid mushrooms because of too much fungus and peanuts/avocados due to their high-fat content. Bread contains gluten in wheat flour, so forego this temporarily. Lemons and grapefruits are good detox food because they are alkaline-producing foods once they enter the body.
Soothing foot soak
Mix in a pan of warm water, 2 tbsp baking soda, 1 tbsp Epsom salt, 2 drops peppermint essential oil. Keep feet soaked for 7 minutes.
Alkaline thoughts
It’s not only your liver and kidneys that need to be given a rest from acidic substances but also your mind and heart. A negative thought is sour no matter how you look at it. And every time we entertain it, its pressure in our psyche will wreak havoc on the immune system.
Drive away the unpleasant and bitter memories and replace them with loving thoughts.
Affirm: “If I think happy, I attract happy.”
Anohbuhyan!
Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! I need to polish my English again. I got 16 only. hehehe.
Try this! http://www.businesswriting.com/tests/commonmisspelled.html
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Sunday, January 11, 2009
The New Planet
OMG! I never thought I can be like this. Ohmaygawd!!! This is not happening. Im already a planet. They can already shoot me outside the earth and be a new planet. I am already fat!!! Yikes!!!
Last January 1, 2008, I checked my weight and it was alas it was a good 142lbs. My normal sexy weight! Well I know I am always scorching HAWT and to damn SEXY! I am sexier than Enrique....ofcourse thats already given. mwah!
Well, just yesterday, after I have done my usual back exercise routine I checked my weight. I went to scale and put the small thingy bar to 100 and then the other small thingy bar to 40. well, its not moving down. so i wondered because usually its already shaky. OK I said, let go forward. I slide down the small thingy bar to 45. Ay aba, ang hinayupak na ito hindi bumaba. So I wondered. I went down to the scale and went up again. I gasp and gasp and gasp. This cant be. Di p rin sya bumaba at umuga. There must be something wrong. So i went down sa scale and remove my shoes which is super uber embarassing. I went up again, ay talagang hindi bumaba. Ay, eto kinakatakot ko. Moving the small thing slide to MORE NUMBERS. Hay, I slowly centimeter by centimeter move the small thingy slide....46..... 47..... 48..... ay 48 na ah ayaw pa rin bumaba..... so cge move pa natin ulit..... 49..... well promising nagshashake shake na. ok..... pero di pa steady..... and I am already shaking with shame as I dont want see other people seeing my planetarium weight!!! ok so i still have to slide the small thingy to 50..... huwaaaaaaa!!! its still not down!!! i want to cry na!!! I dont like to see the result na....aaaaahhhhhhh..... OK I have to be brave. I have to know the what I am. Be yourself! You know you can still do it. 51..... ooohhhhh shit, its still not down..... i am already being persecuted and raped and murdered and raped again, aaahhhh ooohhh there there pa. cge pa. raped me pa. ooohhh, not there dito naman.... ok let go back to the scale..... i have to face the reality..... another centimeter and another one and another slide. A loud sound heard all over the gym..... BLAG! its 52.... I am already 152lbs!!! O good graciousness!!! This cant be..... Im like a planet already. this is obesity. this is insance. I feel pathetic now. Henaku!
Anyway, ofcourse. Marami ako sinisisi dito kung bakit ako naging uhm Bilugan at Jessica Mukhang Sago...
1. Yung aking dyowakers ..... almost everyday nya ako pinapakain ng empanada at ensaimada. di kame nawawalan ng ganyan sa ref, sa table, sa tukador, sa garahe, sa kulangan ng aso, sa istante ng vase at kung saan saan pa.
2. Si Ohnie..... sandamakmak ang kanyang pagkain sa station. Kinakain ko naman. Di naman nya ako pinipigilan. Ayaw nya rin mag-gym. Ayan tuloy.....pero mas malaki pa rin sya sa akin.
3. Si Raiza..... lahat kinakain. ay gusto ko yan. pwede kase si Raiza kahit saan. ayaw lang aminin. Hehehe!
4. Si Patrick..... sya lunch partner ko ngayon e. Ginaganahan lalo ako kumain. Motivation yata tawag doon or seduction??? Hehehe.
5. Si Ilona.... ayoko maging payat kagaya ni Ilona. payat na nga wala pang boobelya! nunal nga lng yata yun sa kanyang umbok. Hehehe!
6. Si Ricson..... nawala kase sya ng nakapakatagal..... gusto ko lng ilagay pangalan nya. hehehe.
7. Pagalis ko sa CCC ..... wala pa kase nambwibwisit sa akin na Kano or di ko ng magawang mambwisit sa Kano.
8. Yung station ko ngayon..... malapit kase sa pantry.
9. Di ko na nakikita yung crush ko sa gym..... hindi yung instructor pero yung lalake doon na may magandang mata. Yung kumausap sa akin na tulungan ko sya magspot. Tapos dinikit nya yung tuhod nya sa (expletive) ko. Hay it was heaven. I am not promisucous.
10. Well, atleast buti n lng once a week lng ako umuwi ng bahay sa marikina. Kundi lalo yata ako tataba.
Eto ang nakikita kong scenario sa buhay ko.
Batang Paslit : Taba Taba Taba! Bwahahaha!!!!
Me : Di naman e. Di kaya! waaaaaahhhhh
(after a few minutes.....my hands are alreay bloodied) So BEWARE OF THE KILLER TOMATOES!!! Di ako mataba! OK!
Last January 1, 2008, I checked my weight and it was alas it was a good 142lbs. My normal sexy weight! Well I know I am always scorching HAWT and to damn SEXY! I am sexier than Enrique....ofcourse thats already given. mwah!
Well, just yesterday, after I have done my usual back exercise routine I checked my weight. I went to scale and put the small thingy bar to 100 and then the other small thingy bar to 40. well, its not moving down. so i wondered because usually its already shaky. OK I said, let go forward. I slide down the small thingy bar to 45. Ay aba, ang hinayupak na ito hindi bumaba. So I wondered. I went down to the scale and went up again. I gasp and gasp and gasp. This cant be. Di p rin sya bumaba at umuga. There must be something wrong. So i went down sa scale and remove my shoes which is super uber embarassing. I went up again, ay talagang hindi bumaba. Ay, eto kinakatakot ko. Moving the small thing slide to MORE NUMBERS. Hay, I slowly centimeter by centimeter move the small thingy slide....46..... 47..... 48..... ay 48 na ah ayaw pa rin bumaba..... so cge move pa natin ulit..... 49..... well promising nagshashake shake na. ok..... pero di pa steady..... and I am already shaking with shame as I dont want see other people seeing my planetarium weight!!! ok so i still have to slide the small thingy to 50..... huwaaaaaaa!!! its still not down!!! i want to cry na!!! I dont like to see the result na....aaaaahhhhhhh..... OK I have to be brave. I have to know the what I am. Be yourself! You know you can still do it. 51..... ooohhhhh shit, its still not down..... i am already being persecuted and raped and murdered and raped again, aaahhhh ooohhh there there pa. cge pa. raped me pa. ooohhh, not there dito naman.... ok let go back to the scale..... i have to face the reality..... another centimeter and another one and another slide. A loud sound heard all over the gym..... BLAG! its 52.... I am already 152lbs!!! O good graciousness!!! This cant be..... Im like a planet already. this is obesity. this is insance. I feel pathetic now. Henaku!
Anyway, ofcourse. Marami ako sinisisi dito kung bakit ako naging uhm Bilugan at Jessica Mukhang Sago...
1. Yung aking dyowakers ..... almost everyday nya ako pinapakain ng empanada at ensaimada. di kame nawawalan ng ganyan sa ref, sa table, sa tukador, sa garahe, sa kulangan ng aso, sa istante ng vase at kung saan saan pa.
2. Si Ohnie..... sandamakmak ang kanyang pagkain sa station. Kinakain ko naman. Di naman nya ako pinipigilan. Ayaw nya rin mag-gym. Ayan tuloy.....pero mas malaki pa rin sya sa akin.
3. Si Raiza..... lahat kinakain. ay gusto ko yan. pwede kase si Raiza kahit saan. ayaw lang aminin. Hehehe!
4. Si Patrick..... sya lunch partner ko ngayon e. Ginaganahan lalo ako kumain. Motivation yata tawag doon or seduction??? Hehehe.
5. Si Ilona.... ayoko maging payat kagaya ni Ilona. payat na nga wala pang boobelya! nunal nga lng yata yun sa kanyang umbok. Hehehe!
6. Si Ricson..... nawala kase sya ng nakapakatagal..... gusto ko lng ilagay pangalan nya. hehehe.
7. Pagalis ko sa CCC ..... wala pa kase nambwibwisit sa akin na Kano or di ko ng magawang mambwisit sa Kano.
8. Yung station ko ngayon..... malapit kase sa pantry.
9. Di ko na nakikita yung crush ko sa gym..... hindi yung instructor pero yung lalake doon na may magandang mata. Yung kumausap sa akin na tulungan ko sya magspot. Tapos dinikit nya yung tuhod nya sa (expletive) ko. Hay it was heaven. I am not promisucous.
10. Well, atleast buti n lng once a week lng ako umuwi ng bahay sa marikina. Kundi lalo yata ako tataba.
Eto ang nakikita kong scenario sa buhay ko.
Batang Paslit : Taba Taba Taba! Bwahahaha!!!!
Me : Di naman e. Di kaya! waaaaaahhhhh
(after a few minutes.....my hands are alreay bloodied) So BEWARE OF THE KILLER TOMATOES!!! Di ako mataba! OK!
Saturday, January 10, 2009
You Are the Less Hot Version of Me
You can tell all things to your best friend. You can do anything to your best friend. You can also think anything about your best friend.
But hey, do not hate me just because I am popular and pretty than you!
You just have to dance on the floor. Always go with the flow.
But when you are outside, it is all you! You just have to be YOU!
Corny ko ngayon!
But hey, do not hate me just because I am popular and pretty than you!
You just have to dance on the floor. Always go with the flow.
But when you are outside, it is all you! You just have to be YOU!
Corny ko ngayon!
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